I Am Fernando & I Am Pugnacious

I am Fernando.

I am pugnacious.

I am awesome.

I like hanging out under the supper table.

Tasty bits end up on the floor.

I vacuum them up.

Only once I made unusual goat-like braying sounds while down there.

You worried unnecessarily.

I had it covered.

I emerged from under the table to show you that, hey, it’s only me…Fernando.

I brayed two times and then vomited beside your chair.

I brayed two more times and then I vomited again on the other side of your chair.

It felt good to get it all out.

All better, no more goat braying from under the table.

Do not be alarmed that the vomit included piles of recent feces from another dog.

I found that lying in the yard just when you called me inside before supper.

You left your supper untouched and then left the table.

You got the mess cleaned up.

The goat-dog experience took away your appetite.

No worries.

I like to be helpful.

I’m good at jumping on chairs and then onto the table.

I eat what ever is left on your plate.

I like hanging out under the supper table.