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| Picture taken in Barcelona, Spain, 2011 |
If Farts Smelled Like flowers
If farts smelled liked flowers, what a different world it would be.
Eating beans would be encouraged–3 times a day.
The guy in the elevator would happily fess up.
Dog adoption would increase.
People would no longer blaim the dog for their own flatulence.
Futhermore, people would start taking credit for the dog’s farts.
Cute farting would no longer be limited to the 5 year old and under crowd.
It would be pleasant to sit beside your mate on the sofa and watch a movie together.
Teachers (the only humans who have never been documented farting) would fart and fart and fart.
My girls, my niece and I were brain storming this idea the other morning while making pancakes–thought I’d share our take on such an important topic.
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