Top 10 Reasons to Wear a Bra

posted in: Humour 9

1. hook keys onto strap while at the gym
2. hold ipod while working out
3. hold plastic doggy-poo bag while running with pooch
4. Storing baby’s soother–keeps it clean and smelling like mom
5. keep change for emergency purchases
6. becomes a summer top when one gets too hot hiking
7. becomes a bathing suit when one can’t resist a cool fresh dip in the river on a hot day
8. extra tissue storage on a day one feels a little weepy
9. store emergency toiletries (dental floss, bandaids, etc)
10. store meds that must be taken midday

9 Responses

  1. Miranda
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    its a wonder you keep yourself upright with all that gear….

  2. Sandra
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    Hope the dog poo bag is in place before the event, not after!

  3. Melissa Mix Hart
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    the poop bag only works pre-poop, as an attractive plastic, flower-like, poof on the shoulder.

  4. Johan
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    I’ll start wearing one right away with all these excellent reasons. Why didn’t I think of this before. And here I thought they were designed to keep certain body parts from escaping…. Foolish me.

  5. Miranda
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    Then I look forward to our next visit, joop.

  6. Melissa Mix Hart
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    Me too. although i warn Theresa to watch her favorite bras–when ever one of mine goes missing, I know who to search…

  7. Cliffer
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    #2 is bad for the Ipod. The sweat gets all up in the ipod and slowly kills it.

  8. John's pic of the day
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    I hear that they also make good slingshots!

  9. Melissa Mix Hart
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    you know it John. And KW, this woman doesn’t sweat.

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